Ei Je, handsome. You know, those who eat together, stay together. Come, let me hand-feed you. Don’t be shy. Grrr…

Hello, welcome to the maggot emporium, we have all kinds of maggots for all different kinds of use’s. We have maggots for cleaning wounds. Maggots as a protein supplement, Maggot Ala curry, and a local favorite that put us on the map Maggot mashed hot sauce. It comes in all kinds of flavors, grape, cherry, orange, raspberry (my personal favorite), lemon-lime, and of course the world renown left hand bottled for added flavor mango-chapotle. We also have well trained maggots for the lazy house wife who cannot afford a house keeper. My wife absolutely ardors her Mommy’s Maggot Household Management System (MMHMS)! We also have several payment plans depending on your needs. If you know anyone who is need of a good job with benefits we are in need of a few good employees in collection facility. We have started looking at importiing some of the American workforce, so if anyone is interested please tell them to apply promptly!

Thank you My Friend, please come again!

– “My preccioousssss.”

– “Got a problem, mister?”

– “This food is off limits.”

Who needs forks when you have good hands?

We love our food. How about you..??

Now cant we eat in peace !